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codeinewarrior:

me: hey can i have some money?

bank teller: do you have an account with us?

me: nah i just heard yall got money

ammits420friendlychillspot:

i wanna marry somebody cuter than me but sadly…i am the cutest :/

(Source: ammit420)

sarcastic-snowflake:

why are college and university textbooks so expensive, i could have bought four dogs instead of the textbooks i bought for this semester. and thats just sad. because now i’m broke, i have readings to do, and i don’t have four dogs. 

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